WARNING: Do not read on a sensitive stomach

I am laughing (on the inside) about the crap (literally) that has recently come our way:

No relocation package
Mark's car accident
Our horribly low and insulting offer on our Belmont house

Then, Maddie decided to wake up from her afternoon nap today like this:



To add insult to injury, as soon as I removed the diaper, she peed all over the bathroom floor.



Dear Sir Isaac Newton, can you please tell me where, in all of your scientific research, you conclude that poop defies all gravity? Because it does. And it should be written for all the world to see. Thank you very much.

It's a good thing she cleans up well. And that Mama has a sense of humor.











She stuck her head under the faucet and thought it was the funniest thing ever.





P.S. This is what she looked like before the poop hit the fan. The shirt did not survive.